I was raised with it. But, cut through the dark humor and there is a great message. I've peaked far too soon. I thought that was such a powerful thing. You've got to hide the disappointment in your voice when they answer. Did anyone see my show last year, by any chance? That's an awful way to live your life. That just compromises the single dumbest thing I've ever heard of in my entire life, 'cause I've done it.
And he fucks all three up in a spectacular fashion? Over the past few years he has toured across 35 countries, but since his Netflix shows are streaming in 190 countries and in 26 languages! And because they didn't want to feel sad every single time they did it, what they did was, when they go up there, they make little jokes just to each other, just to make each other laugh in their moments of sadness. I've fucked more people than my entire family combined. We can buy you a new one, use that one to break the fall, save the ice cream. If one of them goes away, that's a bit sad, but I can replace it. I'd get the shit kicked out of me. This is the biggest running joke in my family right now.
She's like a sister to me, she really is. At 18, I had no idea who I really was. That's where we put the drill through. I will never compromise my happiness again to please someone else or to fit someone into my life that clearly doesn't fit. I think one of my first jokes was about how big my mum's tits were 'cause I used to get bullied for it at school.
Well, I believe the blank canvas initially represented the Earth, pre-humanity, vast, pure, clean, loads of potential, but the black paint itself, that represents humanity. So basically, two clueless people look for happiness in one other. He's obnoxious, but he's a good man with a massive cock and And she knows what she wants, good on her. Seems like a bit of a cowinkydink to me. Like, I'm not going to pretend to know what you're going through. You have to love the good with the shit, mainly because I'm 90% shit.
I thought it was normal because it's my parents' sense of humor. You don't know if that's gonna last forever, but also it never feels like that's an excuse you could go to them with 'cause you'd sound like a sociopath. Being with one person, trusting that person because as I know and as you know, it is impossible to tell whether the person you are with loves you from the bottom of their heart or whether they're just patiently waiting for you to die. If you're sat there right now besides someone who makes you so happy, like, they just fill you with joy every day and you're confident that you can make them as happy as they make you, from the bottom of my heart, if you have that, congratulations and fuck you. I have to do a new show every year, I get people to return to the shows.
Just a quick question in regards to the main piece. Random, chaotic, often overlapping, no start or end in sight, just constantly moving, no idea where it's gonna go and no idea whenever it's gonna stop. But, they're proud of me. If you're not with someone, you are not whole. But tbh I'm happy to just watch the world fucking burn at this point.
For the first time on stage, I spoke about my sister Josie. I'm not comfortable with who I am as a human being, because sometimes I have these evil thoughts. Art isn't supposed to console you, right? Now the streaming giant has provided a similar service for another British stand-up, Daniel Sloss. If all you've done in your life is get fired from McDonald's for spitting on your first burger, congratulations. Just so you're aware of your current standing.
She went on and bared her soul on stage. Everyone else on this planet is as deep and as complex and individual as you are, which means they too have spent the last 20 or so years of their life working on their own jigsaw puzzle, in the same way that you've been working on yours. I've heard my dad make the same fucking dad joke every month the night before he has to go up to Josie's grave and he's so excited for the joke, by the way. Sloss hits with another punchline to prove why no one should get offended by his jokes. When you're growing up and your friends' parents get divorced, you're told to not talk about it or mention it to them because it's taboo, and it is taboo is because every relationship on the outside is perfect, because none of us are willing to admit that none of us know what the fuck we're doing. We'll hit him more, we don't know where the problems lie. But, reiterates this: The worst thing you can do in your life is to spend it with the wrong human being.