Title quotation from: Daisy, when asked where she met her husband. Alan tries to convince Walden to set him up on a date with Lynda, but Walden refuses. Title quotation from: Kate, when she picks up a call from her partner from China. Lyndsey then unexpectedly shows up, putting Alan in an awkward situation when he does not know how to tell Lyndsey he has a date. Archived from on February 9, 2015. Title quotation from: Nadine, describing the lawyer who will represent her when she sues Walden. Though delighted to meet his long lost niece, Alan informs Jenny that Charlie is dead which disheartens her a bit.
Evelyn frustrates him in a matter of minutes. Meanwhile, Jake is oblivious to everything around him even Norman's wife sneaking out of the house because he has lost his Game Boy and can't find it. Walden throws Marty a bachelor party which includes Marty's friends played by , and , and Alan hires two strippers to give Marty a lap dance. Using Larry and Lyndsey's wedding cake and food, Alan and Gretchen have their ceremony at Walden's beach house. When Judith goes out on a date, Alan becomes extremely jealous and somehow ends up letting Judith throw him out of Charlie's house. Title quotation from: Stephanie, telling Alan she frequently sees a drunk Lyndsey carrying a bag of empty wine bottles to the curb.
Walden and Jenny also bond; he tells her that she and the rest of the Harpers are like family, and that she can stay over occasionally. Meanwhile, Alan tries to restart his chiropractic business in the beach house. Gretchen's ex-husband Derek then shows up thanks to Lyndsey calling him, and he wants her back. Title quotation from: Charlie, at the doctor's after taking a shot of painkillers. Title quotation from: Sean Penn, to Elvis Costello, about Elvis saying Sean never speaks about his siblings.
Lynda really wants Walden, and she starts to kiss him while they are on the deck. Title quotation from: Rose, to Charlie, after seeing Alan chase Nancy around the house. They part and Walden dreams about both women. Walden and Nicole break up, with Barry accepting the offer to join Nicole's team. Lyndsey does not want him to tell Larry that he is not Jeff Strongman since her wedding is two weeks away and it could break them up.
Walden finds himself taking care of her only companion, a pet pig named Frank. After only knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try to talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother. However, Jake becomes ill beforehand and then tells Judith everything on the phone. Note: Oshikuru: Demon Samurai is again referenced in episode of. Walden goes to Jill's apartment to get back together, but Jill is already being entertained by , who had earlier been cooking on the beach.
Charlie then forgets to pick Jake up from school as well. She then makes him spaghetti, which she throws over him after he scares her, making her jump. She asks Larry to retrieve something from her car so she can confront Alan directly, but instead she takes Alan to have sex in the en suite bathroom. When Alan finds out, he insists that Charlie break it off, but later insists that Charlie not because Jake has been getting great grades on his papers. Evelyn tries to get Jake to eat and , which Jake doesn't like.
Title quotation from: Walden, about how Jenny is able to pick up straight women. She uses the house to pick up a waitress at a bar, and Walden assumes the woman is for him until Jenny says that she brought the waitress home for herself, revealing that she is a lesbian, shocking Alan, Walden and Evelyn. Realizing he has fallen for her, Walden breaks up with Kate and goes after Vivian. First appearance of: Jenny Title quotation from: Evelyn, to Alan, describing how he used to gnaw on her nipples when he was a baby. At first, Marty is hoping for a three-way sexual encounter with both of them. Eventually, Charlie lets Alan into his group, but Alan begins to irritate everyone and ends up getting himself tied to a streetlamp.
When Charlie doesn't, Alan tries to contact his old friends but discovers that Judith befriended them and turned almost all of them against him. Alan, ein spießiger Chiropraktiker, hat sich von seiner Frau Judith Marin Hinkle getrennt. Walden finds his Dad's old car for sale in Denver, which was also the first car Walden drove. Title quotation from: Jenny's comment about the Supreme Court which legalized gay marriage and rid her of an excuse for a permanent relationship with her partners. Alan is mad and goes to Lyndsey's boyfriend's house to tell off Lyndsey, but she convinces him that he is not mad enough to stop having sex with her. Evelyn then begins moaning at Alan and Charlie, as does Judith when she thinks they taught Jake to be sarcastic towards her. He goes to visit his ex-wife Judith, and after they get drunk he proposes to her.